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Welcome to my site. Take a look around and check out my programs. If you are looking for a professional magic
show for church, banquets, business, school, Upward Basketball banquets, retreats, office parties, children's church, civic
clubs, etc. or strolling magic for festivals and fairs anywhere in the United States, you have arrived. If
you need clean stand up comedy for any event, then Professor Cornpone is available. Check out his picture below.
Now Available: LIVE AND KICKIN' Comedy CD from Joseph Harris. Send $17.00 to Joseph
Harris 77 Neil Road Ellisville, MS 39437. Postage is included.
Click here to go to products page and order with Pay Pal.
I have been performing magic shows since 1995, averaging over 60 programs each year. 85% of my
programs are for ministry, but I do accept bookings for birthday parties, libraries, schools, civic organizations, nursing
homes, etc. The ministry program teaches Bible principles and Scripture throughout the program, emphasizing the difference
between ministry/performance magic and occultic, New Age magic. I have presented my reading motivation magic show in
over 35 libraries across the state. In schools, I present a tobacco education program which also includes warnings against
alcohol and drugs, with an emphasis on the positive virtues of good character, honesty and integrity.
Email me here
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| Professor Boucephellitus Cornpone |
Joseph is available for stand up comedy for church gatherings, retreats, banquets, senior
adult meetings, civic clubs or just about anywhere good clean comedy is needed for young, middle and senior adults. He
uses (mostly) original humor with original song parodies, tells jokes and stories in his "down south" way and sings parodies
such as "Over the Hill" (Blueberry Hill), "I'm 316, I'm Chunky and it's all Mine"(Your 16, Your Beautiful and Your Mine),
"He's on the Road"(King of the Road) "The Baptist National Anthem"(Tune from Dixie) and many more.(Song parodies are legal
and not an infringment of copyright laws, according to a 1994 Supreme Court ruling) Funny commercials with
voice impresssions of Billy Graham and Paul Harvey are included, with a special sermon by his pastor, Brother Ritechus N.
Dignation, called the Sermon of Conglomeration.
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